Things you should not do in conjuction with embroidery

In my research so far, these pursuits do not enhance your embroidery.

Chopping salami or garlic,
Eating chocolate,
Patting an affectionate rottweiler,
Gardening sans gloves.


Maybe I just need to remember to WASH MY HANDS prior to picking up the needle and thread?

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